You look Happy...

Haha, that’s funny.  Have a date with her tomorrow.  Originally from Germany.  Turns out English is her second language.  Still, it’s a mistake.  Talked about the role of sex in a second chance marriage.  Her: She has no needs or worries.  Just has to know with 100% certainty the commitment to a full life together is there for the sake of her 8 yo child.  Me:  Just a warning here, but if I can’t fuck it, I’m going to kill it.

It could be said our views need a little tweaking to get them in proper alignment.  Don’t do that to me Whitney.  I can see you shaking your head at me from here.  I think I was so grateful I didn’t destroy her life that I wanted to pay her off with expensive food.  Either that, or I’m waiting until I do get her to commit so I can destroy her to prove I still got whatever I think I used to have.

Will keep you posted.

From: Whitney Fessler [mailto:birdwyn@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:35 PM
To: Tom White
Subject: Re: You look Happy...

You HAVE TO write a book.  You're clearly a great writer, and you certainly have enough content to fill a novel!  Funny, interesting, clever.  And whatever you do, don't end up dating a woman with poor grammar...

On Tue, Feb 12, 2013 at 11:35 AM, Tom White <tompetrol@yahoo.com> wrote:

I figured out why the new lady and I hit it off so well that we never broke stride.  She is the reincarnation of my wife.  There is no way I can date this woman.  Her Bio, or Profile as they are called is full of grammar errors, misspelled and misused words.  I think her spoken language is the same way.  I would never hear a word she said.

 

At least now I have a reason…. Tom